AISubs v3.7
Yano, Hatte, Ryoto, Tetsuya!
I'm Mushimegane!
What are you two doing?
What?
If this breaks, we'll be in trouble, right?
Because we're middle school students.
Oh, I see.
You shouldn't write "Mackey" or something like that.
Because you'll get dirty.
You shouldn't write "shhh" or something like that.
- This is important for me. - Because you're getting old.
It's lonely, isn't it? If you don't say it like this, you'll never get popular.
That's what high school girls say when they see you writing "mackey" or "funny" on your face.
I'll say one thing you don't want to hear.
You won't be popular with high school girls.
What?
Tokai On-Air thinks you're not funny for high school girls and middle school girls.
What? But we're doing our best to be popular with high school girls.
- Tokai On-Air hasn't seen you when you were a teenager? - No, he hasn't.
- What? Why? - Because you're not funny!
Only old men think cyborgs are funny.
- What? Isn't JK a cyborg? - Admit it! You're not funny anymore!
It's true that you're the same age and you might be funny for men.
But do you think everyone in this world wants such a vulgar world?
You idiot! Everyone's watching something happy!
- Aren't you watching it? - Why can't we watch you doing vulgar things?
- We're stupid! - You're the worst!
It's not funny because you're doing vulgar things and you're poor.
- He's the worst! - You're the worst!
Anyway, let's have fun shooting.
Let's make people happy with this video.
I know you've been doing this for a long time.
So I know you won't do it in any easier way.
But we should learn from young people.
- We should reform our way of thinking. - I see.
We shouldn't eat ice cream during shooting.
- But it's funny if you don't eat it. - Are you reforming now?
No, it's not funny.
- It's funny because it looks delicious. - What?
- It's fun to eat ice cream together. - What?
- It makes me happy. - Is it okay?
- You're happy because you're loved. - No, it's not bad.
- It's okay. - What?
- It's okay. - Isn't it poop?
If it's poop, I know you're laughing because you're watching it.
If you eat poop, you'll stink and you'll eat orange because it's delicious.
- It's not good for you. - Yeah.
If you eat what a professional cooks and talk, you'll get 100 points.
That's why you've been hiding your face on YouTube.
It's not because you're ashamed of your dirty face, but you're not doing it because you don't like it.
- So you don't watch poop? - I don't watch it.
Maybe it's dirty because your face is dirty.
- I thought I was still young when I was 28 years old. - That's true.
The standard of a man in me is stormy.
I'm still young and shining until I'm 40 years old.
- Yeah. - So I thought it was easy, but it's not.
- You're a man with a strong face. - We can't tell from here.
I don't know if I'll be like Chakuya Kimura at 48 years old or if I'll be like Sachio Ota.
- Not at all. - What?
I don't know which one of us will be like that.
I think Sachio Ota is a good example of me.
You have this sensibility, so you're better.
I'm on that route.
- You look like an old man with bald hair. - Sachio Ota is powerful.
Sachio Ota is a good old man.
- We have no choice but to make old men laugh. - That's not good.
It's been going well so far.
It's popular with old men now.
Next, we have to make young men laugh.
We have to make young men laugh.
- They're all gone now. - We have to take care of them the most now.
That's not it.
We have to enjoy what you think is boring.
We have to enjoy it from the bottom of our hearts.
It's not unusual for us to do this.
It's not "the other way around", we have to do it normally.
- "This is delicious." - "Delicious!"
It's really good.
I want to eat one more.
- We have to do it like that. - Do you really want to eat one more?
Do you really want to eat one more? Is it popular now? I can't believe it.
- It's okay to just eat and stream, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're doing it properly, right?
- It's not like we're making fun of you or anything like that. - I don't know about that world.
Yeah, so let's get to know that world a little more.
It's not like "Let's change it from tomorrow."
We want you to know that there is such a world.
I don't know why we've been talking about videos for so long.
We've been doing things we don't want to do for you, so we've been showing you things you want to see.
- That's right. - That's not it.
There are a lot of people who want to see videos that make you want to do this or that.
- Masuo-san, you're right. - Yes.
- That's right. Let me do it too. - Yes.
- Masuo-san, you haven't seen it yet! - Wait a minute! Wait!
- That's right! Let me do it too! - Masuo-san, you've seen it a lot.
- Masuo-san, you've seen it a lot.
- We're that kind of people. - That's right.
- We're young people, aren't we? - What should we do about this?
What do you think young girls are most interested in right now?
- Handsome men. - That's right.
- Friends. - Yes.
- Tapioca. - Shut up!
You idiot! I knew it!
- Tapioca is... - Young people...
- Tapioca is over. - It's pretty early.
- It's too early! - It's pretty early.
- It's too early! - Is it over?
Wait a minute. Oh, I got it!
- That's not it. You're making fun of young people. - What? Is that so?
When you say it, you're happy, right?
- You're like, "Hey, miss, I'll give you candy, so keep up with me." - I think I know what you're talking about.
- I see. - It's not like we're playing together.
No, it's been like this for a long time. What do girls like?
- What's "girl manga"? - Love!
- That's correct!
- Girls want to fall in love at any time. - Oh, I see.
- So, when they see a couple, they think it's romantic. - I see.
From our point of view, I think it's romantic.
- Don't make it a representative thing! - I'm serious.
It's not like we're saying it's romantic when we see a lot of YouTubers.
If one of the six of you has a girlfriend and you introduce her to one of them,
and you're flirting with her, I think it's romantic.
- What's wrong with you? - What are you talking about?
- You're like, "Oh!" You're surprised, right? - I'm usually a little embarrassed and can't do it.
- I can't see it, really. - But in this world,
there are couple YouTubers who are ashamed of it and regret it for the rest of their lives.
- There are couple YouTubers, right? - They show that they're flirting and say, "It's cute and nice."
- Young people think like that. - Yes.
- But I respect it and think it's amazing. - Yeah.
- I can't do it because I'm embarrassed. - No, you can't do it.
- No, you can't. - Stop reading the meaning of that behind!
- It's not like that! - It's not like that!
- I'm saying it in a funny way. - It's not like that!
- It's really amazing! I can't do it! - It's not like that!
- You're saying it in a funny way! - I can't do it!
- If you say it like that, it's all bad. - I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
- Well, there are couple YouTubers like that. - Including TikTok and stuff.
- From our point of view, couple YouTubers upload a lot of meaningless videos. - Yeah.
- To be honest, our standard of whether it's funny or not is "trash". - Yeah.
- Let's just accept it for now. - Yeah.
- I can't do it. - I can't do it.
- But I think it's wonderful and nice.
- I thought it was trash, but it's surprisingly useful.
- We can think about keeping it in the future, right? - Yeah, you're right.
- We can say, "This is good!" - Yeah.
- And that's it for today. - Good work, guys!
- Thank you for coming today. - Thank you!
- We're going to show you... - Wow! The couple YouTubers do that all the time!
- We're going to show you three videos. - Wow!
- The couple YouTubers are amazing. - That "downward" thing...
- There's a trend in their "downward" thing. - What?!
- There's really no trend? - Huh?
- It's deep! - It's not that technical...
To be honest, I've already discussed it with her.
- But... - That conversation...
- But she's cute. - Yeah.
- There are a few "downward" things that we can't miss out on. - Yeah.
- This time, me and a girl are going to recreate it. - A girl?!
- Oh, that's interesting! - I want that!
- Yeah, that "downward" thing about girls... - Huh?!
- It's Yumemaru anyway!
- It's Yumemaru anyway, so it's fine! - Huh?!
- I'm already dead! - It's Yumemaru!
- It's annoying! - It's fine!
- I know it! - You don't need a catchphrase?
- You don't need a rhyme or anything like that! - It's Yumemaru!
- Wow! That's interesting! - It's like a new genre.
- I'm going to shave my head! - Hahaha!
- I'm going to show you three of them! - Okay.
One of them is...
- One that the elders worked hard on. - Oh!
- One that I worked hard on and Yumemaru and I worked hard on. - Yeah.
- It's a fake subject. - But it's weird, isn't it?
- You know what it is, right? - Yeah.
- It's cute and weird at the same time. - Yeah.
- It should be like that, right? - Yeah.
- It's just that Yumemaru and I thought it was cute. - Hahaha!
- If that's the case, we're happy to disband as a group. - That's right!
- So while you're watching it... - Yeah.
- We'll show you all of the ones that Yumemaru and I came up with. - Okay.
- Oh! - Wow!
- We got a lot of them! - We got three of them!
- That's right. - Wow! I'm looking forward to it!
- So you three will compete for the correct answer. - Okay.
- The person who loses the most will be punished. - Okay.
- No... - There's no punishment game.
- That's why you should make up your mind! - Who's going to do the punishment game?!
- We'll give you a couple shorts or something like that. - It's common, right?
- You know, like a doll... - Yeah.
- It's like it's stuck on a stick or something like that. - Oh!
- If a girl sticks it like this, it's fine, right? Wait, wait... - Hahaha!
- A doll is stuck on a stick like that? - Hahaha!
- This is funny. - Hello, we are Kamprii YouTube.
- This is really funny. - Should we do it?
- Then let's do it. - Yeah!
- What do you think? Do you want it or not? - As expected of Kamprii YouTube, this width is...
- This width is... - Let's do it! Let's do it!
- I'm so happy that we're doing it for our team! - Well, for those of you who think it's frustrating to miss out on all of it...
- Um... - Let's do it for our team! And it's also like a 10th anniversary video, right?
- Please shoot a short video. - Ah, I see.
- Let's train and become able to do it like that. - Yes, yes. Let's do it without being embarrassed.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Um... Yumeiko-chan... Yumeiko-chan's boy is going to be in it, right?
- Yumeiko-chan always has a boy in her. - Oh.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's weird for a boy to dress up as a girl, so I don't really want to see it. - Oh...
- Since it's a textbook this time, it can't be helped, but... - Yeah.
- If you really want to show it, it's different. - If it's true, I'd like to do it with a really cute girl.
- No, it can't be wrong. - If it's like this, it's all seven of us.
- Everyone's seven of us. - Tenth floor...
- We're all going up to the tenth floor.
Well, to be honest, in order for the tenth floor house to grow in the future,
- Yeah. - the most revolutionary move is...
- Yes. - ...to include seven of us in it.
- That's super revolutionary! - That's revolutionary.
- If you join the group, you'll definitely grow really fast. - Oh, really?
- It makes me want you to talk more.
- I see. You've been able to continue your studies. - Yes.
- Since you like insects. - Neck.
I'm really weak.
Don't say words like that.
It's "gobeemoji".
I like "gobeemoji".
Shut up!
It's "gobeemoji" because it's slippery.
You can't say anything about "teenie".
It's still too deep.
Don't say it.
Gobeemoji
We'll play three songs at once.
If you don't like it, please stop.
I'm back.
I look better in the last video.
I'm not popular in the last video.
I'm getting irritated.
It's weird that you look like that.
You look like you went to a snowshoeing school after we took the video.
We look like we went to an old fashioned school.
Shall we go?
I'm back.
Senpai, welcome back.
What's wrong with that outfit?
Senpai, do you want to eat? Do you want to take a bath? Or do you want me to do it?
Eh?
Eh? Then... Senpai...
Y-you want me to do it?!
No, that's not it!
No way!
You've been doing this for over 20 years!
This isn't it!
Misato Iroshi has been saying it for a while now!
You're too old-fashioned!
Yeah!
There's no "kudari" or "kuso" either!
That's what you said!
I thought "kudari" would come, but it didn't!
It's been around for a long time!
Well, please take it seriously.
I'm a member, so I can't fully reproduce it.
But we're a couple!
We're a couple, but we can't call each other "senpai".
So we wore uniforms and waited in front of the entrance.
Ah...
I messed up.
In your opinion, how do men react to couples?
They're really stupid, aren't they?
What?
I think men of couple YouTubers are amazing, but...
They don't hold back.
Eh?!
You know what I mean!
I want to see cute girls!
Yeah, I think about it.
Yeah, yeah.
There's no way this is the other way around!
Do you want me to do it?!
Shut up!
You're right about that!
Yeah, you're right about that.
Should I call you next?
Hey, Yuko!
Who is it?
Ah, sorry, I messed up.
Mami-chan!
It's not Mami!
Ah, sorry!
Catherine!
Why do I end up being a foreigner?!
Sorry!
Yume!
Ah, sorry, I messed up!
It's Yume!
What?! What?! What?!
What do you want me to do?!
Didn't you try calling her by a wrong name?
She's angry. She's cute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She looks like she does.
She's got that kinky vibe, you know?
Like she's gonna call you by a man's name.
I've seen this on TikTok and other places.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen this on TikTok and other places.
I think that was real.
Yeah!
I think that was real.
She's so cute.
Isn't she too beautiful?
I want to marry a girl like her.
I can't get enough of her.
What are you looking at?
Nothing.
Your belly.
It's a secret.
Show me.
It's a secret.
Why?
Show me.
It's me.
I'm so happy.
What are you thinking about?
It's a secret.
It's cool.
This is amazing!
I see.
You guys aren't getting what I'm saying because of your reactions.
See?
You guys have different personalities.
It's hard for me because I'm fat.
Yumeko-chan is not good for me.
Yumeko-chan's belly is half-full.
If you're cute, I don't care about you at all.
Then which one is it?
It's hard for me to say, but which one is it?
Which one is it?
I think it's number three.
We were trying to erase our funny sex.
But we did it too much.
We can't even eat dogs.
I think it's number one.
Let's come up with a title.
Are you going to come up with a title?
Isn't it a thumbnail?
I don't know if it's going to come out.
It's going to come out.
I don't think we'll be satisfied with what we see.
We don't see the title.
What should we do?
It might be strong.
If I say it now, it's almost our era.
It's only that.
We're about to be next.
Are you okay?
Number one is what you guys and I thought about.
By the way, the person who made the most mistakes posted a video of Anshou.
After this, can we all compete separately?
We're really no good.
Of course.
We're team players.
Why don't you stop me?
I can only move one.
I'm definitely number one.
Let's see.
I'll announce it.
The answer is number one.
It was dangerous.
That means we're not coming anymore.
It's over.
There was no way this would go in.
Cosplay is strong.
I thought I could catch it if I wore a shirt.
I tried to twist it once.
If there was a little more twist, I would have said, "Oh."
- Let's go. - Yes, let's go!
Excuse me!
There is a testimony that the terrorist has infiltrated here.
I would like you to check in this bath.
What are you talking about? I want you to get out of here.
No, but the terrorist has infiltrated here.
No, but you really stink!
No, but I have to investigate.
I'm in now. Why do you come in without permission?
It's not worth it.
- Yes. - You really stink!
- Get out of here, now! - Yes, I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - I see.
See you later.
Oh, hello, Shun. Still?
Yeah.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow... Oh, I'm sorry.
Tomorrow you're going out for dinner with your wife, aren't you?
My wife, huh...
Yeah, she's happy.
Whatever. I'll call you back.
I'm sorry. Take care of yourself.
- Yeah. - I'll go. - Bye-bye.
What are you doing, Shun?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Did you get it? - Huh?
- You said "wife", didn't you? - I said "wife", didn't I?
Why did you say that?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Are you disgusted? - Huh?
- Don't come near me! - Don't come near me, Shun.
- See you! - Hey, Shun.
What do you want for dinner?
For dinner...
Oh, I want to go eat sushi we had last time.
Oh, you mean the one you can't go around in?
Yeah.
Oh, sounds good. Let's go.
Sounds good.
I'll call you.
Hey, did you just call me "Yumei"?
Oh, sorry. I'll call you "Yumei-chan" from now on.
No, I want you to call me "Yumei".
Huh?
I'll call you "Yumei-chan" from now on.
"Yumei-chan"?
No, "Yumei"!
Wahahahaha!
Ahhhhh!
Um, you know...
You're starting to...
Look cute?
Wahahahaha!
You didn't say "look cute" last time!
Um, please ignore the little conversation.
Um, I think it's hard for you to be a cute girl.
I see.
I wonder if he has a face like this.
He does.
You don't have a face like this, but you have a face like this?
No, I'm not attacking you in the bath.
You're attacking me too much in the bath.
You're a porn star!
Wahahahaha!
I can show you my bath!
I don't like it!
I don't think there's such a thing as a bath.
No matter how much you choose, you'll end up taking a bath at a few o'clock, won't you?
This is bad.
You don't know how far you can go in the middle of the day, do you?
But you have a girlfriend, so you should think for yourself.
Then I'll do it all.
Wahahahaha!
If you say so.
This is hard!
You're good.
This is good.
Right?
You're good at this problem.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please say the number "old man seven".
Yes!
One, two...
Three!
Oh!
Huh?
Oh, that's what happened.
Old man!
No, I don't know.
Huh? Two?
Two seemed like the best choice.
I've been wondering between one and three for a long time.
Two is...
A woman or a couple like this.
It's "t".
Yeah, I felt like that, too.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know the word "wife".
One seems like a good choice, too.
One...
But one is attacking me too much, so on the contrary...
There is, there is.
If it's a swimsuit, it's safe at all.
By the way, it might be there, right?
Really, we...
Well, surprisingly...
Well, I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, surprisingly, we...
Uji-san Couple Shooter is...
Number one!
Are you kidding me?
Hey!
You're too aggressive.
I thought you were too aggressive.
If you're like this, you'll be banned.
If you think about it...
I thought we've been dating for years.
Right, Anko?
Yeah, like what would happen if you tried to make a surprise attack while saying something like this, right?
What would happen if you tried to make a surprise attack while saying something like this, right?
Uji-san Couple Shooter is...
Number one!
Okay, number three!
You're erotic.
Are you really going like this? Are you kidding me?
Wait... Huh?
Are you really going like this?
Yeah.
Huh? Isn't it too hard?
But you guys...
You guys are so cool.
That's no good.
I hate that.
Isn't it good?
No, no, no.
It's cute.
No, no.
I don't like other guys looking at me like that.
But...
Isn't it funny?
No, it's not like that.
Right?
Um...
You're cute, so...
Yeah.
Guys around you...
Yeah.
Don't look at you like you're erotic.
I can't stand it.
Then should we change?
Do you want me to change?
Okay.
Don't come near me.
Loser.
I'm not a loser.
Don't come near me, loser.
I was a loser.
Ume-chan.
What?
Do you want dinner tomorrow?
Can't you eat it?
Yes, I'll eat it for you.
With whom?
With a friend.
A friend?
What's her name?
Her name is...
Akiko?
A woman?
Yes, a woman.
No, I'll eat it.
No, Akiko and I will eat it.
I'll eat it.
No, Akiko and I will eat a delicious hamburger.
Akiko, take me with you.
No, you can't. She's important to me.
I want you two to spend time together.
Am I not important?
No, you can go with your sister and eat a hamburger.
With my sister?
I can't go with my sister.
You can go.
I'll go.
See you.
She's amazing.
Actually, she's my sister.
Ume-chan, what day is it today?
Do you remember?
Today is an anniversary.
Then, put your ring finger here.
Put your hand like this.
Yes.
Here you are.
What is this?
This is Irohasu's drink.
I don't know.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Here you are.
That's all.
Isn't it all simple?
It's very difficult.
Everything is possible.
Which one do you think is the story of a couple YouTuber?
Are you ready?
One.
You did it.
No, I didn't.
No.
I thought there would be one.
One means...
If you go out in high quality clothes, your boyfriend will take it.
Does your boyfriend take it?
Maybe.
I like romance movies, so I think I like couple number one.
Two and three said "oh, yes, yes, yes" and I accepted it, but number one was like this.
It's the same now, isn't it?
Somehow it's tough, these two.
It's hard to understand because of the atmosphere.
I can't understand what you're doing.
Your face is sad, like your heart.
That's why I can't rank first in the top couple of girls now.
Well, it's not that harsh.
Of course, of course.
I'm exaggerating a little.
A little bit of a smile is coming out.
The exchange wasn't cute at all.
You're talking like an old man.
No, I'm talking like a romance movie.
Come to think of it, isn't number three an old man?
No, it's cute like that.
Isn't it cute?
Isn't it old?
No, it's not like that, but it's cute wherever it is.
Is number three old?
What is number one?
Sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it.
This is important, this is a little old.
No, it's too classic.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
It's hard, it's hard.
Seriously?
Is number three number three?
Are you two number one and number two?
I'll announce it.
The old man thought of...
Number three!
You're...
really old!
You're...
really old!
You're really old!
Number three is an old man, isn't it?
No, it's working!
It's working!
No, it's not!
It's working!
No, it's not!
It's working!
Isn't that cuter?
I didn't mean that!
Oh, I see.
Most of them are jealous.
They like someone too much and get jealous.
And they cut it out.
I see.
I think so, too.
What's cute about a man's jealousy?
Yes, sir.
I'm done.
Look at me.
Look at me, sir!
What do you think?
On the contrary,
other than the three we just thought of,
it's very popular.
It's so popular that
other couples want to imitate it.
It's a good subject.
Oh, is this okay?
I'm saying the opposite.
Isn't that standard?
That's how it is now.
Did you understand?
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
Let's do number three.
Let's start with the center.
That's a good idea.
It's very popular now.
Especially for the two on the left.
They look like
they've only lived as old men.
They look like
they're about to go to bed.
They're basically like that now.
They look like they're about to go to bed.
They have funny faces.
It's funny.
From now on,
let's practice and do our best!
Goodbye!
Oh, my eyes!